opening ceremony of my blog.....!!

Where do I start…………Ok,so here’s the story. I’ve always wanted to start blogging eons ago(yea,im exaggerating a little but isn’t that what blogs are about?) but its either I don’t have the time for “it” or im too bored to do “it”!
So FINALLY,after what seemed like eternity(ok,this isn’t exaggeration,it’s a umm….hyperbolation) my own blog is now up and running!
Before this, I used to keep diaries but I’ve always had a problem getting rid of them. At the end of each year,I “throw” my diary away,I mean whats the use of keeping them once the year has ended, right? It’s not like I was gonna need them as frequently as I needed my SPM History book!
So,I thought the easiest way was to toss in the rubbish bin.But what happens if the garbage guy or his boss were read it? I would then be blackmailed.Worse,he or she will know all about my clandestine activities(not that I work for some underground agency whose ultimate goal was to take over the world)
The other alternative was to sell it to the paper lama man,you know, like what those annoying kids shout on the radio: REDUCE,REUSE and RECYCLE! I know what I’m gonna say next might be hard to digest for some of you,but deep down inside,I’m actually genuinely concerned about the environment(at least till we find some other planet humans and dogs can inhabit). But my insecurities got the better of me: what if Mr Sau Kau Poo Chi decides to sell my diary to some big-time book publisher?!!!
So that’s why I decided to create my own blog. The pros outweigh the cons by a mile or two. I use way less paper,which results to a longer lifespan where trees are concerned.I also don’t have to constantly change my diarys’ hiding place.Well the only drawback about having a blog is that the whole world now knows your secret, which is something like the old newspaper man discovering your diary.
Ohh ya,another reason I no longer use diaries is because I always end up drawing stuff till I run out of place to write(hey,I cant help it if I’m naturally an artistic person,though the grades I used to get for my art pieces in school won’t tell you that).
Ok,to make a long(this depends on the individuals definition) story short,I proudly ‘rasmikan’ erm,I mean officiate my blogs' opening ceremony!!